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      Tom Waits

      Album: Small Change

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      Tom Waits - Step Right Up Música y Letra

      Step right up, step right up, step right up,
      Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
      That's right, you too can be the proud owner
      Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
      One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
      You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
      Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
      Something for the little lady, hmm
      Three for a dollar
      We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
      And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
      Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
      They come in all colors, one size fits all
      No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
      Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
      Going out of business sale
      Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
      Don't settle for less
      How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
      Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
      Don't be caught with your drawers down,
      Don't be caught with your drawers down
      You can step right up, step right up
      
      That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
      Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
      And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
      It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
      It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
      And it finds that slipper that's been at large
      under the chaise lounge for several weeks
      And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
      It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
      And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up
      
      'Cause it forges your signature
      If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
      For complete refund of price of purchase
      Step right up
      Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations
      You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
      Swim in it, sleep in it,
      Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
      Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
      And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
      Tired of being the life of the party?
      Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
      Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
      And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
      Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
      See you later alligator
      And it steals your car
      It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
      It's a friend, and it's a companion,
      And it's the only product you will ever need
      Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
      Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
      Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
      And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
      And it gives you denture breath
      And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
      And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
      It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
      Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
      Never needs winding, never needs winding
      Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
      Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
      C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
      'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
      It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
      It gives you an erection, it wins the election
      Why put up with painful corns any longer?
      It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
      We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
      How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
      We need your business, we're going out of business
      We'll give you the business
      Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
      Receive our free brochure, free brochure
      Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
      Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
      Step right up, step right up, step right up
      You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
      Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
      C'mon step right up
      (Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
      Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
      Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,
      C'mon and step right up

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